Tony Martin’s SIZZLETOWN
Ep 37: The Tradie’s Mate

Ep 37: The Tradie’s Mate

October 16, 2019

The Pikelet Man has been on ‘Computer Box’, Simon Haight is mad for ‘ScoMo’, Reg Tankwater is fed up with ‘Greta bloody Thunberg’, and Dave Clacton reports from ‘Barry Dickbag’s Metalfest’.

Ep 36: Unplugged Rides Again

Ep 36: Unplugged Rides Again

October 3, 2019

WARNING: Another one of these ‘unplugged’ episodes. No callers, just Tony crapping on about every movie he saw in 1981, and reading his story ‘Irresponsible Journalism’.

 

Ep 35: Clodpoles

Ep 35: Clodpoles

September 19, 2019

There’s trouble at Podworx, Dion is back in custody, ‘Shane Magazines’ has a new name, Ian Teale has a keen eye, and Colin Holcroft returns from Sexyland.

Ep 34: Unplugged

Ep 34: Unplugged

September 5, 2019

WARNING: Not a proper episode of ‘Sizzletown’, which has now gone monthly. Just Tony rambling on about movies, and reading his story ‘The Dark Knight Triumphant in Classic Cooney Farce’.

Ep 33: Danglemouse

Ep 33: Danglemouse

August 22, 2019

The Pikelet Man pitches a ‘moving picture’, Fisher Stevens (not that one) is working with ‘Chinese interests’, and Tony makes yet another call to William Friedkin, director of ‘The Exorcist’.

Ep 32: A Bigger Gulp

Ep 32: A Bigger Gulp

August 8, 2019

Dion & Higgins are ‘Gongside’, Niles helps his neighbour with a drug problem, and Tony calls Peter Meager to find out why he got the boot from the MTC.

Ep 31: Slightly Different

Ep 31: Slightly Different

July 25, 2019

Conrad has a win, Neil has a find, Heathcote Shiraz has the identity of the lift bomber, and Tony has to call Bryan Lyons back, due to popular, if misguided, demand.

Ep 30: Gravy Loaded

Ep 30: Gravy Loaded

July 11, 2019

Dion is pursued by cops at Wodonga Maccas, The Pikelet Man tips a bucket on his internet rivals, and Dave Clacton unveils an offensive new concept at The Busted Nut.

 

Ep 29: Gender Fluid

Ep 29: Gender Fluid

June 27, 2019

Colin Holcroft has a new leisure destination, 'Shane Door' has a new name, Giles Baratheon has a new ending for ‘Game of Thrones’, and Simon Haight has a new hero.

Ep 28: Golden Wonder

Ep 28: Golden Wonder

June 13, 2019

Dion and Higgins embark on a road trip, Harold Bitumen has news of another financial opportunity, and someone is re-editing Pauline Hanson’s interviews.

Ep 27: Inadequate Sentencing

Ep 27: Inadequate Sentencing

May 30, 2019

The Pikelet Man is unimpressed by the cat from ‘Pet Sematary’, Conrad considers going on ‘MAFS’, and Dick Roundabout has a new office in a poorly chosen location.

Ep 26: Ghostfist

Ep 26: Ghostfist

May 16, 2019

Dave Clacton puts his tax problems behind him, Ian Teale has a thing about keys, and Tony makes another call to William Friedkin, director of ‘The Exorcist’. 

Ep 25: St. Bogan

Ep 25: St. Bogan

May 2, 2019

Dion has gone ‘fully crypto’, Rodney Pyles attempts to explain ‘On the Buses’, and Tony calls a restaurateur who’s fed up with his own customers.

Ep 24: Local Galoots

Ep 24: Local Galoots

April 18, 2019

Niles Nyquist has a gang problem, Barry Football apologises for his latest sex video, and Tony hosts an episode of ‘Escape From the City’.

Ep 23: Crisps

Ep 23: Crisps

April 4, 2019

The manager of Spotify is still confused, Dion is low on ideas, and Tony again consults conservative commentator Simon Haight.

Ep 22: Clacton’s Folly

Ep 22: Clacton’s Folly

March 21, 2019

Colin Holcroft visits Windscreen World, The Pikelet Man issues a warning, and Tony tracks down one half of nineties radio superduo Tum & Phul.

Ep 21: A Legal Mix of Menthol and Sugar

Ep 21: A Legal Mix of Menthol and Sugar

March 7, 2019

Dion has the good news about global warming, Barry Football apologises again, and Tony talks to Oscar-nominee Willem Dafoe about his long career.

Ep 20: The Podcast That Goes Wrong

Ep 20: The Podcast That Goes Wrong

February 21, 2019

Conrad has undertaken a dangerous challenge, ‘Shane Curtains’ has a new name, and Tony speaks to Peter Meager about his bold vision for Australian theatre.

Ep 19: Bento Box

Ep 19: Bento Box

February 7, 2019

In the first show for 2019, Niles and Dion have news, The Pikelet Man has a new enemy, and Matt has a much wider range of sound effects.

Ep 18: Hey Matty!

Ep 18: Hey Matty!

December 6, 2018

Dion, Dave Clacton and The Pikelet Man are all on board for the 2018 season finale, and yes, Tony and Matt have done a song.

Ep 17: Dub Version

Ep 17: Dub Version

November 22, 2018

Niles Nyquist is on the lookout for African gangs, ‘Shane Table’ has a new name, and Tony gets a bollocking from the Podcast Diversity Council’s David Smallwood.

Ep 16: Nut Butter Express

Ep 16: Nut Butter Express

November 8, 2018

Conrad is attempting to capitalise on his ‘fame’, Dion is under house arrest, and Tony again calls William Friedkin, director of 'The Exorcist'.

Ep 15: Inappropriate Developments

Ep 15: Inappropriate Developments

October 25, 2018

The Pikelet Man calls the police, Barry Football apologises, and Tony is drawn into legal matters involving both Dion and Colin Holcroft.

Ep 14: Tongs for the Squeamish

Ep 14: Tongs for the Squeamish

October 10, 2018

Dave Clacton goes ‘femmo’, Matt does a dodgy dolphin deal, and Tony talks to Jason Statham about his follow-up to ‘The Meg’.

Ep 13: Nightbird

Ep 13: Nightbird

September 27, 2018

The Pikelet Man is hungry, Dion is returning to court, Colin Holcroft talks immigration, and Tony convinces David Lynch to create an ad for the show.

Ep 12: Sketch Happens

Ep 12: Sketch Happens

September 13, 2018

Niles Nyquist calls back, Theo has forgotten his topic, and Tony talks to conservative commentator Simon Haight.

Ep 11: Crapp’s Last Tape

Ep 11: Crapp’s Last Tape

August 30, 2018

Dion reveals his latest money-making scheme, everyone wants ‘feedback’, and Tony again calls publishing industry guru Peter Meager.

Ep 10: A Lowering Cloud Over the Stalls

Ep 10: A Lowering Cloud Over the Stalls

August 16, 2018

Conrad isn’t happy, ‘Shane Couch’ has a new name, The Pikelet Man has many enemies, and Tony talks to snooker commentator Les Cleary.

Ep 9: Waiting for Carbo

Ep 9: Waiting for Carbo

August 2, 2018

Dion poses as a ‘Docklands entrepreneur’, it’s Matt versus the Volcano, and Tony calls Jack Nicholson to find out why he’s emerging from retirement.

Ep 8: The Pikelet Man

Ep 8: The Pikelet Man

July 19, 2018

Dave Clacton and Colin Holcroft are back, Matt perfects the Cat Translator, and Tony serenades 2018’s most notorious Australian.

Ep 7: Nanobots!

Ep 7: Nanobots!

July 5, 2018

Reg from Eaglemont phones in, Dion floats several new ideas, and Tony again calls master filmmaker William Friedkin.

Ep 6: This is Ashburton

Ep 6: This is Ashburton

June 21, 2018

An episode beset with dolphin trouble. Niles has been ‘in the studio’, and Tony talks to one of the stars of Stanley Kubrick’s ‘2001’.

Ep 5: Possum Bother

Ep 5: Possum Bother

June 7, 2018

The recording is hampered by possums, Dion and Dave Clacton phone in, and Tony calls David Bowie’s brother.

Ep 4: Funnels

Ep 4: Funnels

May 24, 2018

Recording the show in a parked car proves to be misguided, Conrad is back, and Tony calls the production office of ‘The Doctor Blake Mysteries’.

Ep 3: Previously on Harrow

Ep 3: Previously on Harrow

May 10, 2018

A rooftop broadcast adds very little, Dion has ‘issues pending’, and Tony calls Jason Statham to try to get him to say ‘Megalodon’.

Ep 2: Bathmat Warehouse

Ep 2: Bathmat Warehouse

April 26, 2018

Shifting locations does nothing to improve the quality of the callers. Tony attempts to class things up by calling the editor of the Australian Review of Books, Peter Meager.

Ep 1: What’s It Gonna Be?

Ep 1: What’s It Gonna Be?

April 13, 2018

The first batch of callers seem genuinely confused by the show, and who can blame them? Tony attempts to salvage things by calling legendary film director William Friedkin.